So I've had this ongoing thing for like.. over five years... where I recount things that people say that I overhear, or conversations that I have with people that I post on the internet later. It's not a stalkers blog, its more of an obsevation blog. Cause people say silly things. Particularly people such as my mother, best friend Sarah or Jeremy (Jem).
This is really, quite literally my fourth blog. It's my first time actually creating one on my own account- so hopefully this one won't be deleted.
Ok. So. Let's recount some old posts as an example of some of the things I write about.
Matt, my stepfather, has a rather common habit of talking to the pets, like our cat Abby. One morning while playing on the computer I overhear him arguing with her.
Matt: "Hey Abby."
Cat: "Meow."
"Hey girl."
"Meow"
"I'm not gonna feed you right now, ok?"
"Meow"
"In a little bit, ok?"
"Meow"
"No, Abby."
"Meow"
"No, Abby."
"Meow"
"Not right now!"
ok, or?
Jem: "You know that guy who created Girls Gone Wild? He's so rich now, he has his own island!"
Sarah: "So? I have boobs."
Jem: "So? He has an island!"
Sarah: "And I have boobs."
Jem: "But you don't understand! You don't have an island. He has his own is-"
Sarah: "No! You don't understand!"
Jem: "But-"
Sarah: "Nope! You can't."
Jem: "Bu-"
Sarah: "You can't understand, Jeremy. You have neither boobs nor an island!"
Jem: "Augh.."
